Do you remember the kid of “Stuart Little”?
HOLD MY THIGHS NIGGA
What the fuck
WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
What lesbians think about penises
And for more fun, find out what some gay guys think about vaginas.