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    omfg-sam:

    sexydowney:

    frostbackscat:

    endless4forever:

    twerkhard:

    killingmyfuture:

    Do you remember the kid of “Stuart Little”?

    HOLD MY THIGHS NIGGA

    What the fuck

    WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND

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    mydepressioneatsmealive:

    “According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

    ~Plato’s The Symposium.

    (Source: eternalseptember)

    Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense

    yourenotaheroyourealiar:

    fictionaladyfeels:

    salmiakkivodka:

    If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

    But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

    But homosexuality is bad

    I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

    #i’m not saying its aliens #but

    Prostitutes


    iheartchaos:

    What lesbians think about penises

    And for more fun, find out what some gay guys think about vaginas.

    nintendofunclub:

    c0caino:

    Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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    african-wildchild:

    OK, shut up, Sherlock. Shut up. The first time we met – the first time we met, you knew all about my sister, right?

    fucking moffat fucking up my life

    (Source: wearenotsoldiers)

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